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50 Funny Camping Jokes & One Liners for Campers



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Do you love jokes? Do you love camping? How about camping jokes? Camping jokes are a great way to relieve the tension during a difficult climb or just to laugh about while sitting around the campfire.

Whether it’s a camping pun or a dad joke, you can’t help but laugh at the best camping jokes around!


two women camping and laughing

There are some jokes that you can’t help but laugh at.


1. Question: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?

Answer: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

This joke is great for kids!


2. Question: Why don’t mummies go on camping trips? 

Answer: Because they’re afraid to relax and unwind.

This joke is great to tell around a campfire making s’mores. 


3. Question: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?

Answer: Root beer 

This joke is just hilarious.


4. Question: Why didn’t the elephant bring a suitcase on his RV trip?

Answer: Because he already had a trunk

This is a funny play on words that involves elephants.


5. Question: What do you call a bunch of crows out for camping?

Answer: Murder within tent.

This joke is very funny, but you have to know that a group of crows is called a murder.


6. Question: If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Answer: By its bark

This is another play on words that is very funny.


7. Question: Why do trees have so many friends?

Answer: They branch out. 

This is another play on words about trees.


8. Question: Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Answer: Because they employ people from all walks of life

This joke is great for hikers. 


9. Question: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods?

Answer: It’s okay. He woke up.

This is a great dad joke.


10. Question: Why did the fish blush?

Answer: Because it saw the lake’s bottom

This joke is funny for fishermen. 


11. Question: What’s another name for a sleeping bag?

Answer: A nap sack

This joke talks about a bag that many hikers use while backpacking.


12. Question: How do you communicate with a fish?

Answer: Drop it a line

This is another joke that is great for fishermen. 


a group of friends laughing

Many friends tell each other the same jokes over and over, but they still laugh every time.


13. Question: Why did the camp warden quit his job?

Answer: Because it was always in tents

This joke compares the sounds of the phrase “in tents” and the word intense. 


14. Question: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?

Answer: “Sandwiches!”

This joke says that campers in sleeping bags look like food to bears. 


15. Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy bear

Without teeth, you only have gums. Just like a gummy bear.


16. Question: What did the pine trees wear to the lake?

Answer: Swimming trunks

This joke makes fun of tree trunks and swimming trunks. 


17. Question: Where does a camper keep his money?

Answer: In the riverbank

This is a joke. Please don’t try to bury your money in a riverbank.


18. Question: How do trees access the internet?

Answer: They log in

This joke is funny because trees can’t actually use the internet. 


19. Question: What do you call a camper without a nose or a body?

Answer: Nobodynose 

Can you camp with just a head?


20. Question: At a camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?

Answer: Nothing, it just waved

The lake didn’t have anything to say, so it just waved. 


21. Question: How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?

Answer: Don’t sleep too long in it

This one was confusing for a minute, but it just means that you won’t stretch your sleeping bag out if you sleep scrunched up.


23. Question: How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all your beer on a camping trip?

Answer: Take two of them with you.

Disclaimer: this is a joke and isn’t meant to be taken seriously. 


24. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.

A little math pun in this joke. 


a group of friends laughing around a camp fire.

It’s great to share a laugh with your friends around a campfire.


25. I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day.

I couldn’t find any.

Camouflage means that you can’t be seen.


26. George, who lived in Ashland, Oregon, loved his RV, but he also dreamed of going to Hawaii. One day, while walking along the beach, George stumbled over a genie in a magic lamp who granted him a single wish. “I’ve always wanted to explore the island of Maui in my motorhome, but I can’t afford to ship it there. I wish for you to build a bridge from Oregon to Hawaii so I can fulfill my dream.” The genie replied, “That’s impossible. The ocean is far too deep to build a bridge across. Even a genie such as I can’t do it. You have to wish for something else.” George thought for a moment, then he said, “I don’t understand women. I wish to understand how they think and what they want.” The genie paused, then said, “Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

This genie knows that it’s more impossible to understand women than it is to build a bridge across the ocean.


27. I want to hang a map of the United States in my house. Then I’m going to put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to in my RV. But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall off the wall.

They should try tape instead of pins to save some money.


28. A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad.

After they set up camp he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.

“That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.”

After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire.

“So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks.

“In your tent,” the boy replies.

The boy doesn’t seem to like camping with his dad too much. 


29. Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increase their chances.

“What if we get lost?” Says one of them.

“Fire three times up in the air, every hour on the hour,” says the other, “I saw it on TV.”

Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three times up into the air every hour on the hour.

The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger. “Why didn’t you do what I said?” asked the hunter.

“I did! I fired three times up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows.”

Apparently, the friend didn’t think to check the sky for arrows in case his friend got lost.


30. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.

After eating their dinner around the campfire they retire to the tent to go to sleep. A few hours later Sherlock wakes up.

“Watson, are you awake?” He asks.

“Yes, sir. What is it?” Answers Watson.

“Look up and tell me what you see.” Asks Holmes.

“I see billions of stars,” says Watson.

“And what does that tell you, Watson,” asks Holmes.

“Well,” says Dr. Watson, “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” 

“Why? – What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is quiet for a moment then says: “It tells me that someone has stolen our tent.”

Watson is trying to philosophize about the universe, but Sherlock hits him with a hard reality that they’ve been robbed. 


31. You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past tents

This is another pun, but this one is about grammar. 


32. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.

So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together.

The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

“Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

The rabbi learned a great life lesson that day: never circumcise a bear. 


33. It was late in the day when a fully loaded minivan pulled into the only remaining campsite.

As soon as it stopped, the doors flew open and four children jumped out.

They began to unload gear and worked feverishly to set up the tent. Next, the boys ran to gather firewood while the girls and their mother set up the camp kitchen area.

The camper in the space next to them marveled at the children’s father, “I’ve never seen such teamwork nor a camp that was ready so quickly. I’m impressed.”

The father turned to the neighbor and nodded sagely.

“I have a system,” he said. “No one goes to the bathroom before the camp is set up.”

This dad has a great system going. His kids don’t slack on getting the campsite set up. 


34. There were two odd conferences at the same hotel at the same time. One was for camping, the other was for aquatic mammals. They were essentially, more or less, basically, virtually for all in tents and porpoises.

This play on words is very funny.


35. My friend and I were out camping in a thick tropical forest. As we set camp for the night, we were being swarmed by huge mosquitoes. My friend, being a person who was brought up in a posh neighborhood, had never seen such an insect and was terrified. After having a hard time spraying mosquito repellent inside the camp and our sleeping bags, we slid into our sleeping bags. He ranted about those flying creatures and thought they would suck the life out of him. As I was about to fall asleep, he let out a scream. I saw fireflies buzzing around us. When I asked him what had bothered him, he replied,” The mosquitoes are back again! This time they have brought torches with them!”

Apparently, this rich kid had never seen fireflies and was very scared of them.


36. Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where, in the heck, do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I already own a tent!”

Johnny can count, but he made his teacher very mad at him.


Young and cheerful friends sitting around camp fire and roasting marshmallows

Jokes are a great way to break the tension when you’re around a campfire.


37. While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”

“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

The kid just wanted to stop his dad from eating a bug. 


38. I went on a camping trip with my wife, kids, and mother-in-law. 

At night, my wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to me, she insisted on trying to find her mother. 

I picked up my rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, we came upon a chilling sight, the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her. 

My wife cried, “What are we going to do?” 

“Nothing,” I said. “The bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.

Some men have a hard time with their mother-in-law, so this guy felt bad for the bear. 


39. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

This might be a joke, but it’s a good way to have some peace and quiet in the house. 


40. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a water… and some of those peanuts.”

The server says, “Sure, but why the big paws?”

This joke is a play on words about a bear. 


41. The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. 

Tides can come and go as they please in this joke. 


42. I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping.

Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!”

This llama is very excited to go camping.


43. The number seven went camping one day.

He packed his things and he was sept for life.

This joke is a play on words about the Latin root word for seven.


44. It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.

For all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!

This is another joke about the saying, “For intensive purposes.”


45. I slept like a log last night.

I woke up on the campfire.

This person woke up on fire.


46. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 


Armageddon who?

Armageddon cold out here

This joke is great to tell your friends when you want to start a fire.


47. God gave us shin bones so we could find trailer hitches in the dark.

This funny one-liner is about hitting your shin on a trailer hitch when it’s dark out.


48. A hitchhiker is taken by an elderly couple in an RV.

During the trip, the husband, driving the vehicle, says “152”, and the couple laughs. Then the wife says “365” and they also laugh.

The hitchhiker then asks “What’s the deal with these numbers?”

The old man replies: “We’ve been telling each other jokes for such a long time that we memorized and numbered them all, and now only refer to them by numbers.”

A few minutes after hearing that, the hitchhiker says “984”, and the couple heartily laughs for quite some time. The hitchhiker asks, “Is it that funny?”

The old man replies “No, but it’s the first time we’ve heard this one!”

This couple has started to find numbers funny by referring to jokes with numbers.


Happy family on a road trip in their car

Joking with the kids on a road trip can be a lot of fun!


49. Knock, knock

Who’s there?


RV who?

RV there yet?

This joke is great for kids to use on an RVing road trip.


50. Cop pulls over a swerving RV.

Cop: I am going to have to arrest you for driving while intoxicated.

Guy: You can’t arrest me, I am already home.

This guy thinks he isn’t committing a crime because he’s in his motorhome. 

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Living Life on the Edge: Embracing Adrenaline-Fueled Moments



Life is an adventure, a journey filled with countless opportunities for thrill and excitement. For some, the idea of living life on the edge, embracing adrenaline-fueled moments, is an exhilarating concept that fuels their passion for adventure. This article delves into the world of adrenaline-chasing, highlighting the benefits and experiences of such a lifestyle.

Kitesurfing: Riding the waves of excitement

The first step to living on the edge is stepping out of your comfort zone and trying something new. Kitesurfing, a water sport combining wakeboarding, windsurfing, and paragliding elements, is an excellent example of an adrenaline-fueled activity. The activity entails utilizing a sizable maneuverable kite to capture the force of the wind, enabling the rider to traverse the water on a board specifically designed for kiteboarding. There is nothing quite like the exhilaration of soaring through the air, feeling the breeze caress your cheeks, and mastering the art of maneuvering a kite. Kitesurfing is a remarkable adventure that captures the spirit of embracing excitement and pushing boundaries.

The psychological thrill

In addition to the excitement of the tangible experience, embracing a daring lifestyle offers a mental rush that is just as stimulating. Engaging in these activities provides an exhilarating experience that stimulates the production of endorphins, the body’s innate pain relievers. This results in a profound sense of joy and an overwhelming feeling of invulnerability. The thrill of this frenzy can become habit-forming, compelling thrill-seekers to pursue fresh and increasingly demanding adventures consistently. 

The benefits of embracing the edge

Embracing a daring lifestyle goes beyond pursuing excitement; it presents many advantages. Participating in thrilling adventures can enhance physical well-being, as numerous pursuits demand robustness, stamina, and skill. Furthermore, they have the potential to enhance one’s emotional well-being by offering a means to alleviate tension and unease. Engaging in these activities demands concentration, which can effectively alleviate mental clutter, resulting in a serene state once the surge of excitement diminishes.

The balance of risk and reward

While living life on the edge can be exhilarating, it’s important to remember the balance of risk and reward. Adrenaline-fueled activities often involve a certain level of risk, and it’s essential to approach them with a healthy respect for safety. Proper training, equipment, and precautions can help mitigate these risks, allowing you to enjoy the thrill without unnecessary danger. 

Always research your activities and location. This understanding can help you decide if the risk is acceptable and if you have the skills and equipment. Check and maintain your gear, and never sacrifice safety. Finally, embracing adventure with a responsible and safety-conscious mentality lets you enjoy high-risk activities without risking injury.

Living life on the edge embracing adrenaline-fueled moments, is a lifestyle choice that offers a unique blend of thrill, excitement, and personal growth. Whether kitesurfing across the waves, scaling a mountain, or skydiving from a plane, these activities provide an escape from the mundane, a chance to challenge oneself, and an opportunity to experience life at its most vibrant. So, step out of your comfort zone, embrace the adrenaline, and start living on the edge. After all, life is not meant to be lived in the slow lane; rather, it’s about experiencing every thrilling moment it offers.

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Renewable Energy Farms That Make Beautiful Hiking Trails



Wind farms and solar panels are not just alternative means to get our natural resources. They have now combined with another industry and are making some unexpected news. 

The tourism industry has marked renewable energy farms as hiking trails, and hikers are here for it. You can read more about renewable energy sites. Although you might not think of hiking on a wind farm as beautiful as hiking along a famous mountain trail, you might just be in for a surprise. 

Let’s discuss the benefits that renewable energy farms have as hiking trails. 

Why are Renewable Energy Farms Important? 

Renewable energy farms are important for the future of civilization. These farms provide an alternative to our natural resources, such as wind and energy. 

The most important benefit of renewable energy is that it doesn’t produce any greenhouse emissions and reduces the air pollution other traditional processes create when providing natural resources. 

These farms also allow for the creation of the country’s own resources without having to import natural resources from another country and save their limited natural resources. 

Here are some of the reasons why energy farms are important: 

  • Allows for sustainable rural development 

This will allow landowners to make an extra income by generating energy. 

  • Test new technologies 

Providing the opportunity to test technologies to find new ways to create renewable energy. 

  • Improving the effect of climate change 

Climate change has left the environment filled with toxic pollutants, which has led people to become sick and breathe in harmful air. 

Renewable energy can change this by lessening the number of pollutants that are released into the atmosphere and providing much safer, cleaner, breathable air. 

  • This leads to job creation 

Job creation within the renewable energy farms industry is plentiful as there is a need for skilled workers such as construction, maintenance and manufacturing to build the necessary infrastructure that is needed to generate these wind and solar farms. 

The Benefits of Renewable Energy Farms As Hiking Trails 

Renewable energy farms have many benefits for both the environment and people who love spending their time outdoors. 

Embracing the Use of Green Technology 

Since wind farms and solar plants are located in areas that are unpopulated, they make for great hiking trails. 

By visiting these sites, people get to experience green technology, and by integrating them into recreational spaces, people can visit these sites and embrace green technology by seeing how they work and the positive effects that it has on the environment. 

The more people embrace the shift to green technology, the easier it will be to use it. 

Energy Farms Offer A Unique Experience For Visitors 

Visiting energy farms means you will have a unique experience while there. You will get to see how these large devices work and how they replace the basic resources needed to survive. 

Tours can give visitors more information on the background of the construction of devices, their environmental impact and why it is important for us to switch to sustainable energy resources. 

Visitors Get to Enjoy Natural Beauty 

The sites for these renewable energy farms are often located in areas that are surrounded by natural beauty, such as large landscapes. 

Natural pathways can be used as hiking trails without the need for carving out new roads and damaging the ecosystem. 

Visitors can even discover native plant life and explore the natural wonders that are located at these energy farms, as they are often placed where no infrastructure has been built on the property before. 

Providing Health and Wellness Benefits 

Hiking has many health benefits, such as reducing stress, improving fitness, and helping aid mental well-being. 

Energy Farms have Community Benefits and Increase the Economy 

These hiking trails can help boost economic sales, bringing tourists to the community. This will give the local people the opportunity to expand their businesses. 

This can also help increase employment within the community as these sites will be visited frequently and lead to new business openings to cater to tourists. 


Renewable energy farms greatly benefit both the economy and the people who want to spend their time on them. These farms are especially important for transitioning from natural resources to newer energy resource power plants. 

From learning how to embrace green technology to getting health and wellness benefits to enjoying nature’s natural beauty and finding job opportunities within the market. 

Spending time on these renewable energy farms can be educational and recreational for anyone who visits them. To find more renewable energy farm hiking trails, you can visit


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Top Recommendations for RV Window Maintenance



Much like other sections of your RV, the windows sometimes need a bit of maintenance. It is essential to clean off dirt and insect smudges and also make sure they are adequately sealed to avoid leaks and water harm.

If you have a broken RV window, then you may want to consult Van Isle Glass. However, if you wish to know more about simple measures to ensure your RV windows stay spotless and secure, you are in the right spot! Continue reading below.

Polish Your Windshield Using Ultra-Fine #0000 Steel Wool

Numerous RV enthusiasts have praised the use of the finest grade of steel wool #0000 for removing stubborn bugs and water marks from their windshields. Before proceeding, first test the #0000 steel wool on a small portion of your windshield. Apply it with light, circular motions. Sweep away any remaining steel wool bits with a microfiber towel. Next, spritz the surface with a residue-free glass cleaner and wipe it down with a separate cloth.

Steel wool is also great when used with a spray lubricant for cleaning tires, maintaining grills, starting campfires, and repelling mice. A gentler alternative is cleansing dish pads. These pads are versatile, suitable for cleaning various materials such as wood, porcelain, stainless steel, chrome, painted areas, and glass.

Apply a Sealant to Avoid Leaks

Silicone sealant is effective in stopping leaks in areas like your windshield, RV windows, sunroof, and vents. It penetrates tiny gaps, creating a robust waterproof barrier. Ensure the surfaces are clean before application and do not have old caulk, dirt, oil, and other residues.

Furthermore, clear away any standing water on windows to prevent hard water stains. Make sure the inside of your windows stay dry to avoid condensation and mold build-up. If there is significant condensation on your windows, consider getting a small dehumidifier.

Use Tools to Access Difficult Regions

Using cleaners with long handles can prevent you from straining to clean those distant parts of your windshield. Windshield cleaning tools often feature a lengthy, swiveling triangular head that is ideal for getting into corners and spots difficult to access manually.

Opt for a Residue-Free Glass Cleaner

A high-quality glass cleaner will maintain the clarity of your windows and windshield. A great glass cleaner performs well on both standard and tinted windows, making sure to remove streaks or leftover residue. Another option is a natural concoction of half vinegar and half water, with a touch of lemon essential oil.

Steer Clear of Cleaning RV Windows in Bright Sunlight

A sunny afternoon may feel perfect for washing your RV windows, but the warmth can speed up the drying of the cleaner, resulting in streaks or spots. It is advisable to tackle your RV window cleaning during early morning, late evening, or when stationed in a shaded area for the best outcome.


Keeping your RV windows clean and clear is not only about aesthetics, but is also vital for safety. The subtleties in cleaning, like steering clear of the sun and using the appropriate products, play a key role. Adhering to these guidelines will help you maintain a pristine view during your various journeys.

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